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christinsanity:

I just killed my whole family, so it seems it’s turn for yours. Oh - and the kids, DELICIOUS!

Yeah, but you can only kill you whole family once. What are we supposed to do after that?

My WHOLE family? Do you know how much Irish/Italian Catholics can breed?!

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   Weather conditions are not that favorable to drive all over the country to find my family and eat them. Plus there are a...

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   plus other families. And babies are delicious. Especially when seasoned properly.

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    To be fair, it could be (and has been) argued that Satan’s crime was wanting knowledge and freewill for himself and for...

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    Silly, you kill them one at a time for sacrifices to the devil because if you don’t believe in god, you must be a...

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    Please, that’s the coming out rite. An established atheist has already murdered their family long ago —we would be...

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    oh dear, i didn’t know i was obligated to kill my family O_O

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    Even worse if they’re Filipino Catholics. They’d have to go around the world to kill their own family.

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    if we go by the logic of religious stories, then we are ALL family. then that means i would have to kill you in front of...

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    This sounds a lot like my ex-boyfriend in disguise.

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    Um pardon me, but I would like some proof behind this assumption that being an atheist automatically equals killing your...

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    >.> i’m atheist because of religious people being batshit insane enough to kill their entire family, also the...

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