hate-watching guy fieri
|me:||why would you go to a diner and get cereal?|
|me:||crocheting a uterus|
|boyfriend:||uhhhhh that was nearly the last thing i thought you'd reply with|
pilgrimunstuck replied to your post: Tonight I am going to go home and have angel hair…
Brussel sprouts? Gross.
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a conversation that actually just happened
|me:||so some anonymous person sent me a link to a tumblr with pics like goatse|
|me:||yeah... what? you've never seen that?|
|me:||you know... like... have you ever seen lemon party? or tubgirl?|
|me:||how long have you been using the internet for?!|