hate-watching guy fieri

  • me: why would you go to a diner and get cereal?
  • michael: because hipsters.
Posted 1 year ago on October 29 with 1 note
My governor is better than your governor.

My governor is better than your governor.

Posted 1 year ago on October 4 with 3 notes
  • boyfriend: what's up?
  • me: crocheting a uterus
  • boyfriend: uhhhhh that was nearly the last thing i thought you'd reply with
Posted 2 years ago on September 13 with 9 notes

pilgrimunstuck replied to your post: Tonight I am going to go home and have angel hair…

Brussel sprouts? Gross.

You may leave.

Posted 2 years ago on September 13 with 3 notes

The sneaking suspicion that my boyfriend will be wearing a “Bane” coat come October grows stronger every time the movie comes up.

Posted 2 years ago on July 22
tagged as #tdkr #boyfriend

a conversation that actually just happened

  • me: so some anonymous person sent me a link to a tumblr with pics like goatse
  • boyfriend: goatse?
  • me: yeah... what? you've never seen that?
  • boyfriend: no, what?
  • me: you know... like... have you ever seen lemon party? or tubgirl?
  • boyfriend: ...
  • me: how long have you been using the internet for?!
  • boyfriend: 1996!
  • me: ...
  • boyfriend: ...
  • me: anyway.
Posted 2 years ago on July 15 with 5 notes
He’s not wrong.

He’s not wrong.

Posted 2 years ago on July 12 with 2 notes
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