My governor is better than your governor.
| boyfriend: | what's up? |
| me: | crocheting a uterus |
| boyfriend: | uhhhhh that was nearly the last thing i thought you'd reply with |
pilgrimunstuck replied to your post: Tonight I am going to go home and have angel hair…
Brussel sprouts? Gross.
You may leave.
a conversation that actually just happened
| me: | so some anonymous person sent me a link to a tumblr with pics like goatse |
| boyfriend: | goatse? |
| me: | yeah... what? you've never seen that? |
| boyfriend: | no, what? |
| me: | you know... like... have you ever seen lemon party? or tubgirl? |
| boyfriend: | ... |
| me: | how long have you been using the internet for?! |
| boyfriend: | 1996! |
| me: | ... |
| boyfriend: | ... |
| me: | anyway. |
He’s not wrong.
